An association of graduates of Punjab Medical College, Faisalabad Pakistan.
:::THE UNIVERSAL EVERYDAY LAWS :::
If anything can go wrong, it will.
(Murphy's law)
Paint applied according to a manufacturer's instructions lasts three months. A drop on your shoe lasts forever.
(Zairka's enigm
a)
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
(Lorenz's law)
SMILE ...... tomorrow will be worse.
(The Murphy philosophy)
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
(Tusssman's law)
It is a simple task to make things complex, but a complex task to make them simple.
(Meyer's law)
Anything that begins well, ends badly, anything that begins badly, ends worse.
(Pudder's law)
If you miss one issue of any megazine, it will be the issue that contained the article you were most anxious to read.
(Johnson's II law)
The rush job you spent all night working on won't be needed for two more days.
(3rd law of free-lance artist)
The post office never loses your junk mail.
(Angst's observation)
The best parts of anything are impossible to remove from the worst parts.
(The Pineapple principle)
The phone call you're sure you shouldn't make is definitely the one you should.
(Gillette's 4th rule of love)
There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong.
(Perussel's law)
If wires can be connected in two different ways, the first way blows the fuse.
(Pattison's law of electronics)
The simpler it looks, more problems it hides.
(Lees law of electrical repair)
The only way to discover the limits of the possilble is to go beyond them.
(Clark's II law)
A guaranteed delivery date is a guarantee that your delivery will take place on a day with a date
.
(Jilly's law of the post office)
It is a simple task to make things complex, but a complex task to make them simple.
(Meyer's law
No matter how often a lie is proven to be false, there will still be people who believe it to be true.
(Laws of lie)
If they say you'll get used to it, you won't.
(Anthony's law)
The child who begs to sleep late on school days will be up before dawn on the weekends.
(Amerikaner'slaw of child rearing)
As soon as you mention something--- if its good, it goes away; it it's bad, it happens.
(The unspeakable law)
If you don't know the answer, someone will ask the question.
(Preschler's law of exams)
No car is compact while you're washing it.
(Hammond's 1st law of summer)
The cany bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
(The grocery bag law)
If you have the time, you won't have money. If you have the money, you won't have the time.
(Wolter's law)
Acrisisis when you can't say,"Letsforget thewhole thing".
(Ferguson's precept)
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
(Grandpa Charnock's law)
Where there is a will, there is a WON'T.
(Gualtier's law of inertia)
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
(Hoffer's law)
When we try to pick out only one thing, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
(Muir's law)
Lightest coloured fabric attracts the darkest coloured stain.
(Jean's law)
The most flattering comments on your hair come the day before you're scheduled to have it cut.
(Jane and Martha's law of beauty shop)
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
(Willoughby's law)
Every solution breeds new problems.
(Murphy's 7th corollary)
Life is too serious to be taken very seriously.
(Jilly & Rob's conclusion)
If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.
(Biondi's law)
